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Benjamin Franklin “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” - Benjamin Franklin
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Andy Rooney “Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney
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Jennifer Garner “I don't have this fantasy about marriage anymore. Everyone says it takes hard work. Well, it kind of does - and I'm much more pragmatic about romance than I used to be.” - Jennifer GarnerIn topics: more | have | marriage | fantasy | work | well | kind | pragmatic | romance | Emperor Quotes | Four of Diamonds Quotes |
Ben Affleck “Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out!” - Ben AffleckIn topics: people | thing | marriage | knock | Lovers Quotes | Jack of Clubs Quotes |
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Jack Nicholson “You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson