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“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.” - Woody Allen

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“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney

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Thursday,
April 18, 2024

Card of the Day
Three of Diamonds

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien

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Who was born on the 18th of April

Kourtney Kardashian

Conan OBrien

April 18 Famous Birthdays