“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.” - Woody AllenIn topics: like | give | bank | making | clear | sign | deposit | name | swiss | Emperor Quotes | Four of Diamonds Quotes | 
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy RooneyIn topics: woman | worth | marriage | fool | praise | over | multitude | reciprocal | smart | relic | yellow | pants | making | waitress | milk | nowadays | buying | entire | sausage | Strength Quotes | King of Diamonds Quotes | 
“If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes.” - Andrew CarnegieIn topics: want | goal | energy | Strength Quotes | Eight of Hearts Quotes | 
