Making Quotes
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.” - Woody AllenIn topics:
like |
give |
bank |
making |
clear |
sign |
deposit |
name |
swiss |
Emperor Quotes |
Four of Diamonds Quotes |
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy RooneyIn topics:
woman |
worth |
marriage |
fool |
praise |
over |
multitude |
reciprocal |
smart |
relic |
yellow |
pants |
making |
waitress |
milk |
nowadays |
buying |
entire |
sausage |
Strength Quotes |
King of Diamonds Quotes |
Saturday,
October 5, 2024
“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.” - Woody Allen
