“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave BarryIn topics: thing | despite | female | will | fact | million | sperm | relative | size | wisconsin | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
“Women can resist a man's love, a man's fame, a man's personal appearance, and a man's money, but they cannot resist a man's tongue when he knows how to talk to them.” - Wilkie CollinsIn topics: money | love | fame | talk | appearance | tongue | Lovers Quotes | Six of Spades Quotes | 
