“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave BarryIn topics: thing | despite | female | will | fact | million | sperm | relative | size | wisconsin | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” - Woody AllenIn topics: question | answer | Emperor Quotes | Four of Diamonds Quotes | 
