“What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.” - Dave BarryIn topics: like | person | even | seven | four | scream | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | “What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.” - Dave BarryIn topics: look | death | forward | immaturity | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | “It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave BarryIn topics: thing | despite | female | will | fact | million | sperm | relative | size | wisconsin | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
“I didn't become an actor to have power, but it just happens that I have it and so I have a lot of opportunities.” - Tom CruiseIn topics: have | power | actor | Magician Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.” - Suze OrmanIn topics: fake | finances | Hermit Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
“All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force... We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent Mind. This Mind is the matrix of all matter.” - Max PlanckIn topics: must | matter | mind | behind | virtue | force | existence | matrix | Emperor Quotes | Jack of Clubs Quotes | 
