“I am against God. I don't approve of religion. It is a sign of a psychological weakness... I regard it as evil.” - Ayn Rand
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.” - Woody Allen
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
