“I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the "party girl". I hate that. I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.” - Lindsay Lohan
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
