Tuesday,
January 14, 2025
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney
“I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the "party girl". I hate that. I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.” - Lindsay Lohan
