“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” - Benjamin Franklin
“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.” - John Updike
“If I don't need the money, I don't work. I'm going to spend time with my family and friends, and I'm going to travel and read and listen to music and try to learn a little bit more about how to be a human being, as opposed to learning how to be somebody else.” - James Spader
