Marriage Quotes
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” - Benjamin FranklinIn topics:
keep |
marriage |
open |
half |
Hierophant Quotes |
Ten of Diamonds Quotes |
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy RooneyIn topics:
woman |
worth |
marriage |
fool |
praise |
over |
multitude |
reciprocal |
smart |
relic |
yellow |
pants |
making |
waitress |
milk |
nowadays |
buying |
entire |
sausage |
Strength Quotes |
King of Diamonds Quotes |
“I don't have this fantasy about marriage anymore. Everyone says it takes hard work. Well, it kind of does - and I'm much more pragmatic about romance than I used to be.” - Jennifer GarnerIn topics:
more |
have |
marriage |
fantasy |
work |
well |
kind |
pragmatic |
romance |
Emperor Quotes |
Four of Diamonds Quotes |
“Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out!” - Ben AffleckIn topics:
people |
thing |
marriage |
knock |
Lovers Quotes |
Jack of Clubs Quotes |
Monday,
October 7, 2024
“Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"”” - Joe Rogan