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Dave Barry “What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.” - Dave Barry
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Dave Barry “What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.” - Dave Barry
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Dave Barry “It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry
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Tom Cruise “I didn't become an actor to have power, but it just happens that I have it and so I have a lot of opportunities.” - Tom Cruise
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Suze Orman “Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.” - Suze Orman
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Friedrich Nietzsche “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” - Friedrich Nietzsche