“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry
“I like to hide behind the characters I play. Despite the public perception, I am a very private person who has a hard time with the fame thing.” - Angelina Jolie
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” - Barbra Streisand
