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“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry
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February 5, 2023
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“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson
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