“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.” - Rodney DangerfieldIn topics: real | time | hurt | tough | neighborhood | window | Magician Quotes | Jack of Hearts Quotes | 
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” - Woody AllenIn topics: laugh | want | make | tell | Emperor Quotes | Four of Diamonds Quotes | 
