“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.” - Phyllis DillerIn topics: money | love | want | freedom | independence | luxury | comfort | respect | wont | Lovers Quotes | Jack of Clubs Quotes | 
“Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.” - Jack NicholsonIn topics: best | going | give | advice | Magician Quotes | Queen of Clubs Quotes | 
