“If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.” - William Somerset MaughamIn topics: love | woman | make | necessary | fault | Magician Quotes | Two of Diamonds Quotes | 
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” - Rodney DangerfieldIn topics: wife | butcher | Magician Quotes | Jack of Hearts Quotes | 
