“Dear, don't bore him with trivia or burden him with your past mistakes. The happiest way to deal with a man is never to tell him anything he does not need to know.” - Robert Heinlein
“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.” - John Updike
“Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.” - William Somerset Maugham
