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Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield was an American comedian, and actor, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!," and his monologues on that theme.

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Rodney Dangerfield “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.” - Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield “What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” - Rodney Dangerfield
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