“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” - Marilyn Monroe “It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far.” - Marilyn Monroe “I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.” - Marilyn Monroe “I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.” - Marilyn Monroe “I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.” - Marilyn Monroe “I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.” - Marilyn Monroe “Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.” - Marilyn Monroe “The thing I want more than anything else? I want to have children. I used to feel for every child I had, I would adopt another.” - Marilyn Monroe
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
