“The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work.” - Thomas A Edison
“Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.” - John Hodgman
“I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.” - Abraham Lincoln
