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Mark Twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.

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“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.” - Mark Twain
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“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.” - Mark Twain
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“After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.” - Mark Twain
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“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.” - Mark Twain
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“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson
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