“Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.” - Kahlil Gibran
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr Seuss
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
