“Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.” - Jane Austen
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” - Bette Davis
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson
