“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.” - Phyllis DillerIn topics: money | love | want | freedom | independence | luxury | comfort | respect | wont | Lovers Quotes | Jack of Clubs Quotes | 
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack NicholsonIn topics: people | life | girlfriend | police | Magician Quotes | Queen of Clubs Quotes | 
