“The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work.” - Thomas A Edison
“Success is a beast. And it actually puts the emphasis on the wrong thing. You get away with more instead of looking within.” - Brad Pitt
“I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare.” - Charles Bukowski
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
