Tuesday,
January 14, 2025
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney
“The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work.” - Thomas A Edison
“Success is a beast. And it actually puts the emphasis on the wrong thing. You get away with more instead of looking within.” - Brad Pitt
“I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare.” - Charles Bukowski
