“Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.” - Robert Heinlein “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” - Robert Heinlein “You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.” - Robert Heinlein “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” - Robert Heinlein “A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.” - Robert Heinlein “Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous. (He is also a fool.)” - Robert Heinlein “Dear, don't bore him with trivia or burden him with your past mistakes. The happiest way to deal with a man is never to tell him anything he does not need to know.” - Robert Heinlein “Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.” - Robert Heinlein “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.” - Robert Heinlein “Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.” - Robert Heinlein “Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful —just stupid.)” - Robert Heinlein
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson
