“You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make up a law that makes it illegal.” - Richard CurtisIn topics: being | like | whole | point | government | make | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Clubs Quotes | “Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.” - Richard CurtisIn topics: someone | love | woman | nothing | cause | shoot | bullet | drop | bomb | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Clubs Quotes | “Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat. Richard Curtis” - Richard CurtisIn topics: happiness | goat | curtis | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Clubs Quotes | 
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack NicholsonIn topics: people | life | girlfriend | police | Magician Quotes | Queen of Clubs Quotes | 
