“One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.” - William Somerset Maugham “If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.” - William Somerset Maugham “Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.” - William Somerset Maugham
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
