“It is absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.” - Jarod Kintz “She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I'd like to make love to.” - Jarod Kintz
“You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make up a law that makes it illegal.” - Richard Curtis
