“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.” - Friedrich Nietzsche “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich Nietzsche “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
