“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.” - Woody AllenIn topics: like | give | bank | making | clear | sign | deposit | name | swiss | Emperor Quotes | Four of Diamonds Quotes | “I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.” - Woody AllenIn topics: people | life | like | feel | terminal | blind | Emperor Quotes | Four of Diamonds Quotes | “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” - Woody AllenIn topics: laugh | want | make | tell | Emperor Quotes | Four of Diamonds Quotes | “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” - Woody AllenIn topics: question | answer | Emperor Quotes | Four of Diamonds Quotes | 
“Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.” - John HodgmanIn topics: earth | friend | speaking | fair | eating | wearing | Hermit Quotes | Ace of Spades Quotes | 
