“The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.” - Oscar Wilde “Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.” - Oscar Wilde “I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting.” - Oscar Wilde “To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.” - Oscar Wilde “One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.” - Oscar Wilde
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
