“Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat. Richard Curtis” - Richard Curtis “Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.” - Richard Curtis “You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make up a law that makes it illegal.” - Richard Curtis
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
