“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.” - Robert Jordan
“Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.” - John Hodgman
“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.” - William Blake
“Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is.” - Jim Morrison
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
