What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. - Dave Barry
Topics: Life and DeathDave Barry Quotes Destiny Cards Quotes: Queen Of Diamonds Quotes Life Path Quotes: Lifepath 4Lifepath 31It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. - Dave Barry
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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'. - Conan OBrien