“What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.” - Dave BarryIn topics: like | person | even | seven | four | scream | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | “It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave BarryIn topics: thing | despite | female | will | fact | million | sperm | relative | size | wisconsin | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | “What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.” - Dave BarryIn topics: look | death | forward | immaturity | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
“Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says "I need you because I love you."” - Erich FrommIn topics: love | need | Hermit Quotes | King of Clubs Quotes | 
