“What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.” - Dave BarryIn topics: like | person | even | seven | four | scream | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | “It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave BarryIn topics: thing | despite | female | will | fact | million | sperm | relative | size | wisconsin | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | “What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.” - Dave BarryIn topics: look | death | forward | immaturity | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” - Joseph ConradIn topics: being | woman | task | dealing | Hermit Quotes | Two of Diamonds Quotes | 
