“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave BarryIn topics: thing | despite | female | will | fact | million | sperm | relative | size | wisconsin | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | “What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.” - Dave BarryIn topics: look | death | forward | immaturity | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | “What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.” - Dave BarryIn topics: like | person | even | seven | four | scream | Emperor Quotes | Queen of Diamonds Quotes | 
“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.” - Phyllis DillerIn topics: money | love | want | freedom | independence | luxury | comfort | respect | wont | Lovers Quotes | Jack of Clubs Quotes | 
