“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.” - Mark Twain “What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.” - Mark Twain “I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.” - Mark Twain “After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.” - Mark Twain
“Actually, I take it as a compliment. Diva is a derivative of divine. That's quite a title to carry around.” - Calista Flockhart
