“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” - Rodney Dangerfield “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.” - Nora Ephron
