What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” - Rodney Dangerfield

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.” - Rodney Dangerfield

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” - Woody Allen