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“What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.” - Dave Barry
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“What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.” - Dave Barry
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“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry
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“I didn't become an actor to have power, but it just happens that I have it and so I have a lot of opportunities.” - Tom Cruise
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“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.” - Suze Orman
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“Some lose all mind and become soul, insane. Some lose all soul and become mind, intellectual. Some lose both and become accepted.” - Charles Bukowski
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